your wine choice is based on which bottle has a screw cap.

Now, I am really confused about my digital assets. Have I already written my own digital obituary via facebook? If so, then I just need one of you to date stamp the last day of my non-cyber-self and we're good.

Is Facebook Changing Our Identity?

The facebook statistics are staggering. And, having posted twice in one day, I need to go take a nap.

I was watching a show on the History Channel the other day and it occurred to me that I had made a possible error in career choices. I should have been a volcanologist. They make $35,000 to $90,000 a year. There's a very good chance I could have lived in Hawaii. And, I would have had some kick-ass business cards.

Slightly bored Dude: What do you do, Ms. OMT2K?

Me: I'm a volcanologist. Here's my card.

Suddenly interested Dude: Wow! I've never met a volcanologist before. *That's hot*

In thinking of this post, it also occurred to me that I could have probably chosen 100 regrets in my life as a topic. Some of them may have been past restaurant orders or fashion faux pas, but I could have listed 100 easily. (See icon.)

I haven't posted a 100-Things entry since May 31 and it occurs to me that it is hard to think of Nothing when your life is full of too many Somethings.

I'm considering making a list of criteria for outings. If a certain activity doesn't meet the criteria, then we just stay home. I need time to think... of nothing.

Since I am blogging about nothing, I figure my announcement to blog about nothing (which is characteristically late and out of order) counts.

Webster's dictionary defines "sauce" as "a flavorful liquid dressing or relish for food." So why did I think anything that came in powder form to which you just added water and stirred continuously would be acceptable?

Second clue I should have heeded: It was a vegan alfredo sauce.

No. Not right. Not good at all...

Title: What's So New About York?
Rating: G
Word Count: 1,000
Characters: Vaizey, the sheriff of Nottingham; Jerry, Elaine, George, Kramer
Disclaimer: Robin Hood 2006 is owned by the BBC. Seinfeld is owned by Jerry Seinfeld, I think. I own my computer (although it's not paid for just yet...). No copyright infringement is intended and certainly no money is being made.
Author's Note: This was my entry for the Twilight Zone challenge athoodland . Write a 1,000 word or less crossover fic involving one character from BBC's Robin Hood in another fandom.

The sheriff clutched his side. The wound inflicted by Guy was gone along with…Nottingham? Where was he?

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