Thing 002: "Fwd: Thinking of You"

[omteddy2006]

I received an e-mail from my mother-in-law this morning. It was a forwarded e-mail sent from her iphone with the subject line "Thinking of you." It began with a biblical quote and the salutation "Dear Woman of God" and ended with the instructions, 

Now you're on the clock Tell nine sisters you love them, including me. Get going girl!  Do not ask the Lord to guide your footsteps if you are not willing to move your feet.

MIL had forwarded it to nine people as instructed. I was the ninth on the list.



Yes. Yes, I can see how you were thinking of me (and in what order).



Delete.


Please comment if you feel the same as me on these things. I think I've made myself perfectly clear in the space between the lines. Note the amount of space between the lines. :P

Comments

[roh-wyn.livejournal.com]

My parents send this kind of stuff all the time, and I'm always wondering why there's isn't an "unsubscribe" button.

Do you think she put you so far down on the list because she knows you well enough to predict your reaction? ;)

[omteddy2006.livejournal.com]

Do you think she put you so far down on the list because she knows you well enough to predict your reaction? ;)

No, I think she got desperate after four or five people and scrambled at the end. Anticipating my reaction to things isn't her strong suit.